cryoverkiltmilk:

winter is tough, but this is the price we pay for persephone being able to peg her husband in peace, so just accept it

(via jukebocks)

cipollakate:

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

(via wingardiummimosas)

ohmyfuckingoreos:

I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence

(via contextual-awareness)